If I had no soul (uh-oh)

There are times when I just think I'd like to do something really horrible, but of course, I wouldn't because I'm not a bad person..

So here's five things I'd do if I was a completely dick-headed terrible person with no conscience (or fear of the law):

1) Go to a party, wait till everybody is inside, take everybody's shoes, pee in their shoes, shit all over the floor AROUND the shoes, then light the shit on fire, ring the doorbell and run away.

2) Put a sleeping person's hands in bowls of hot sauce, then tickle their face with a feather that's laced with itching powder.

3) Watch a movie in a cinema, put on a mask, SCREAM and shoot up in the air with a cap gun, then jump up in the air and laugh and run away.

4) Somehow get ahold of a gallon of menstrual blood, go to a concert and throw it on people.

5) Unleash hundreds of worms in a public swimming pool, cover all towels in feces.

feels good man.